A Cancelled Interview with the Spies
By Dumas
Disclaimer : Totally Spies is (c) Marathon, TF1, Teletoon. And sorry for the grammar faults, English isn't my first language.
Author: (sitting on a divan in a modest but nice living room) Hi and welcome, tonight I invited Sam, Clover and Alex from Totally Spies and....(interrupted by Mandy)
Mandy: (pointing her finger to me with a very angry face) Hey!! What about me?!?!
Author: But Mandy, you're aren't a spy!
Mandy: (angrier) Well, I'm a character in this series as well even if I'm not a spy. You should knowthat! I demand an explanation!
Author: Well....it's a long story and.... (hearing a noise coming from nowhere) What the h... is that?
(The noise becomes louder, the author checks by the window and sees a spaceship with 3 girls inside: Sam, Clover and Alex. The aircraft lands beside the house and the girls are ejected. They land in the living room via the window. Alex's and Sam's landings are perfect but that isn't the case for Clover)
Alex: Sorry for the window but don't worry, we'll pass the bill to Jerry.
Sam: (doing a sweat drop) Alex...
Author: That's ok, with girls like out, I forget about this one.
Clover: Ouch!!! I wonder when Jerry will improve the landing of this spaceship?! (Clover's attitude change from pain to anger when she sees Mandy) And what the h... is she doing here?!?!
Mandy: How dare you ask that! Why I wasn't invited for the interview? I'm the most popular girl in high school, and you invited them and not me!!
Author: (sigh) With an attitude like you have, it's no wonder why!
Mandy: WHAT?!?! How dare you! Let me tell you....
(Mandy is interrupted by the coming of Jerry, his henchman and bodyguards)
Jerry: I guess I arrived in time, didn't I?
Clover: Thank you Jerry! You saved this interview from a total disaster.
Sam: Especially when Mandy is a disaster!
Jerry: Girls....I have a confession to make and that also involves the author...
Alex: What is it Jerry? You don't fire up Sam, Clover and Alex are you?
Author: Does Alice, Crimson and Pam decide to come back and the girls have to take an other retirement?
Jerry: No that either.
Sam: What is it?
Alex: Is this good news?
Jerry: (hesitating a little bit) Yes.....in that point of view, it's good news. Girls you'll have a new rookie who'll assist you in your mission.
Alex: That's very good, who'll be the new guy?
Jerry: The new girl, you mean.
Clover: (realising something) Oh no!!! Alex!! Sam!! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sam: (she realises too) If you're thinking what I'm thinking you're thinking what I think.
Alex: There's no time for riddles. It's like you guess that the new rookie to our team is Mandy!
Jerry: Congratulations!!! It's exactly that. Thank you so much for saving me of the duty to tell you!
Clover: No, it can't be...
Author: I guess I have no choice but to interview you Mandy!!
Mandy: Yes and I want to be the first to be interviewed and....(interrupted by Jerry who answers his cell phone )
Jerry: I'm sorry girls but I've just received a call. You have to fly for a special assignment in Calgary, Canada. (speaking to the author) I'm sorry they couldn't stay much longer for the interview.
Author: That's ok Jerry, I understand the situation. (To himself) Too bad I can't interview Sam, Clover and Alex, but on the bright side I'm saved by the bell and I don't have to interview Mandy!
Alex: What about our gadgets?
Jerry: There's no time for this, you have to serve yourself for the gadgets by doing a little detour to the WOOHP headquarters! Just like the episode "The Fugitives".
Alex: (sweat drops) I should have known.
Sam: Come on girls! Let's go!
Clover: And that means you too, Mandy!
(They all go to the spaceship)
Mandy: (surprised) Err...now?!?! But I haven't received any training yet!
Clover: Don't worry, you don't need any training, you just have to improvise!
Mandy: What do you mean?
(At these words, Jerry pushes a button on his remote and the spaceship's launched into the sky)
All girls, including Mandy: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jerry: Good luck girls!
Author: Well I guess the interview is over!
Jerry: Not exactly, I'm still here.
Author: Oh I see....it's a strange coincidence that they have to go on an assignment when I'm supposed to interview them!
Jerry: It's only a coincidence, and don't worry about their mission, I have a complete faith in these girls even with their new rookie!
Author: If you say so. Tell me Jerry, how did you became chief of the WOOHP? What was your very first mission?
Jerry: One question at the time please, and I hope you have lots of free time, it's a very long story. It all began when....
Author: (sigh, to himself) I should've known. At least I don't have to interview Arnold.
THE END
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