Disclaimer: Not all of the phrases used in this list are mine, some I borrowed from other places. Also any companies, or characters used in this list do not belong to me. This list was written with the aid of a friend of mine in biology class.
1. My balls itch, would you scratch them for me?
2. Want to pet my monkey?
3. Would you have my baby?
4. Do you have any German in you? Would you like some?
5. (In Biology class) You want to come over and study Anatomy?
6. Do want to play "Bill and Monica"?
7. (After meeting) do you want to go have cheap, sweaty sex?
8. (In public, and in person) You want to cyber?
9. How many beers would it take, before you're drunk enough to have sex with me?
10. You don't need to watch your figure, I'll do it for you.
11. I just bought a box of condoms. Want to help me get rid of them?
12. I've been bad. Will you spank me?
13. Want to meet my "little friend"?
14. (In Yoda voice) You are strong with the force. Would you like to fill the force inside you?
15. (You) Can I make a sandwich?
(You) Can I put some meat between those buns?
16. You want to see how many licks it takes to get to the middle of a (insert name here) Pop?
17. You remind me of my car. I'd like to see it topless.
18. I'm the energizer bunny. Want to see if you can wear down my battery?
19. Hey, Whoe, I've got $3.75. Right here, lets go.
20. Hey you hair is blonde, but you roots are black. Can I see what color your hair really is?
21. I like cherries, can I have yours.
22. My nickname is papichelo, wanna find out why? ( have to know Spanish)
23. Wanna fix my mattress?
24. I'm trying to get a Ph.D., want to help me play doctor?
25. Got milk?
26. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My backseat is big enough for two.
27. I'm Bored. Wink
28. That's a nice dress, want to see what it would look like stained?
29. I'm thirsty? ( a girl one)
30. Anyone want to kill two minutes?
31. Mean people suck, nice people swallow, talented people do both.
32. Show me your "special skill".
33. Know what I like in a woman? Me.
34. Hey I heard you're a virgin. Can I help you remedy that?
35. Want to try my "slim fast"?
Thank you, and if your wondering the friend was a girl, but she's like my little sister, so don't get any bad ideas, please review. Thank you again.