Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, or any chartacters that are in Full Metal Alchemist, or any of the song that is used in this fic.
Ed and Al sat in the lybery of Shou Tuckers house studing for their forth coming alchemy exam. When Shou came in to the room with Nina. "Hey boys, want to take a brake and go to a cook out."
"That sounds great." Al responded
"I don't know Al. We should really Stay here and study. The Alchemy exam is in a few weeks."
"I don't know Ed. The State Alchemy certification is also political. And this cook out is held by King Bradly himself, and along with that all of the higher ups will be there. It might do you good to get your name out there."
"Well if you think it would help."
"So we can go brother?"
"I guess so."
Al and Ed were out of place among the military and state alchemist. But they loaded up their plates, but were to shy to start a converstation with any of the people in attendance. They took a seat at the table with with Lt. Col. Mustang and Maj. Hughs and family. When King Bradly walked up on the stage at one of the cook out and begain to speak.
"Hello and welcome to my yearly cook out. I hope you are enjoying the food. Now we are going to start the Karaoke contest."
As a look of disbelife spread through the croud. "And I think the first to go should be..." and King Bradly scanned the croud looking for his victum, and the croud tried to avoid his gaze. Then with a smile he said "Me." To astonished croud he signaled a Sargent to press play on a previously solected song. As the song played King Bradly started to sing
I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand.
Lord, its hard to be a bachelor man.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean,
I got girls that can do anything in between. *smile and wink*
I got to get ready, make everything right,
'cause all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
Do you want a drink.*raising his fist to the croud, trying to get them pumped up* Hey do you want to party.
Hey honey this is ole Hank. Ready to get the thing started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
Now my party pad is out in the woods
its long, long way from here to Hollywood,
but I got some natural queens out on the floor
and ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door.
Got a little wirlpool just made for ten,
and you can jump out *pointing to a male Lt.* and you can jump in *pointing to his female secatary*.
You can do anything that you want to do,
but uh uhh, don't you step on my cowboy boots.
Do you want to drink. Hey do you want to party.
Hey this is ole Hank. Ready to get your summer started.
I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
Do you want to drink, hey do you want to party.
Hey hey this is rock'n Randall Hank, ready to get the summer time started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice,
all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight. *dropping to his knees*
Thats right. Come on in!
Adjusting his uniform "Um. I think next should be you Brigadier General Grand." As a shocked Basque Grand assended the steps to the stage King Bradly went over to the sargent operating the Karaoke equipment and chose a song for the Brigadier General
As Brig. Gen. Grand stood in front of the mic expecting the worst unfamilar music started to play, and he begain to read a small screen.
Krabby, Snu...bbull, Ven...o...nat,
Man...key, Chans...ey and Zubat
Slow...king, Ditto, Butter...free,
Lug...i...a and Cat...er...pie
Oddish, Poliwag, Gold...een,
El...ekid and Ni...do...queen
Vic...tree...bel and Mag...ne...ton - Everybody Polkamon!
Aero...dac...tyl, Seel, Ma...choke,
Ma...rill, Mol...tres, then Slowpoke,
Art...i...cuno, Ditto, Muk,
Flare...on and ol' Psy...duck
Cloy...st...er, King...ler, Shell...der, Gloom,
Snor...lax and of course Vile...p...lume
Zap...dos and Char...me...leon - Everybody Polkamon!
Including Led...yba and Om...astar
Jynx, ...
*Music Stops*
Everybody Polkamon!
Everybody Polkamon!
Brig. Gen. Grand left the stage and retook his seat, and King Bradly got behind the mic again and said "Thank you Brigadier General. I can see why you joined the army." The croud laughed and the King continued "Captain Armstrong, Your next. And i have just the song for you."
As Captain Armstong (The Strong Arm Alchemist) stood behind the mic King Bradly asked "Captain you speak Japanese don't you?"
"Yes Sir, It has been passed down the Armstong line for generations."
"That's good Captain." Was King Bradly's response as he enstructed the Sargent to play a perticular song and the music starts. And Armstrong reads the words on the screen
Spicy Marmalade jidai wa marude *Taking the mic off the stand and walks away from the screen*
ui himeta kao de madowaseru
nani furueteru kairaku shugisha ga warau
sameta REERU no ue kizu kazu ni shiku mareta mirai
kibasa ga jama suru jounetsu ga douka shiteru
kanari akumu janai? taikutsu ga shouwa shiteru
Spicy Marmalade hajiketa mama de *Starts to dance in rythem with the song*
kon yori no CHANSU o tsukame
Vanish into the night jidai wa maru de
ui himeta kao de madowaseru
aoi tsuki no SUTEGI naki dashite hiru ga sakebu
amai BIN no naka jya chimeiteki jijitsu wa kanchigai
ikazura ni hoshi gari hayari o jibun ni hameru
kanari mondai janai? kyoe ni sae kizukenai
Spicy Marmalade jibun no mama de
sabita kusari nara hazuse
Vanish into the night mitsumeta mama de
kon yori mo yubisaki de maboroshi ni *Elicia Hughes starts to cry*
Spicy Marmalade hajikete mama de
kon yori no CHANSU o tsukame
Vanish into the night kiwadatsu Marmalade
kakugo kimeta naraba isso
(Maes Hughes to King Bradly and whispered a question into his ear)
Spicy Marmalade jibun no mama de
sabita kusari nara hazuse
Vanish into the night jidai wa maru de
ui himeta kao de madowaseru
As Captain Armstrong finished Major Hughes took the mic and went to Gracia and Elicia and sat in a chair next to them rapping an arm around Gracia's shoulders and started to rock from side to side as he sang with out music
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home
I looked over Jordan and what did I see
Comin' for to carry me home *Elicia stopped crying*
A band of angels comin' after me
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home
If you get to heaven before I do
Comin' for to carry me home
Tell all my friends I'm comin' there too
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Comin' for to carry me home *Elicia falls asleep* |